Spam Rant

Who came up with this word?  SPAM?  I thought it was spiced ham, Hawaii's state meat...I'm utterly fed up with the amount of Spam I have to wade through.  Does anyone with a brain in their head ever order any of the shit that comes to them through spam?  Because if you need any sort of pharmaceutical from Canada, From Viagra to herbal enhancer's to make your manhood every woman's desire, I can hook you up!  If it is a personal puss you need...have a virgin every night!...if you need diet pills or software, I know, I know, I know, where you can get all that!  If it is a MEGADIK you want, I can hook a brother up. 

I don't want a single person to tell me how I can buy software to eliminate the spam either.  I'm not paying shit so someone else can filter my fucking e mail.  There is only one way to stop the insanity.  Charge for e mail.  I can choose my level.  Level one: X numbers of e mail a month, Level 2 XX numbers of e mail a month. Make the mother fuckers pay and they won't be able to send free advertising to me anymore.  The number of e mails I send in a month is minimal compared to the bizillion that the megadik, personal puss people send.  How the hell did I get on their mailing lists?  My "real" e mail address is androgynous and you can't tell if I have a penis or not, I guess they assume that if I don't have one, I have something to do with one somewhere.  I guess I should shut up and just delete, delete, delete, 200 times a day or more.  You have won the lottery and it has been deposited into an offshore account, just send your every vital bit of info and we will make you rich!

I get so sick of the pass this on to your friends etc bullshit.  So and so has Cancer and needs your prayers.  It is the cyber chain letter that especially gets my dander up.  Send this to 20 people you love....or, want to prevent from having your identity stolen...or Santa Claus won't come, sign this petition for world peace.  Kiss my lilly white southern ass.  You are creating more spam you idiots when you perpetuate that crap!  My e mail address is attached to that and what a juicy thing for a parasitic search team of spammers to find.  Leave me off your list assholes!

I feel better now.  I might have something to add later, but for now, I've let it go!