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January 2008 
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Mistress Heather
THE RULES:
1. Link to the person's blog who tagged you.
2. Post these rules on your blog.
3. List seven random and/or weird facts about yourself.
4. Tag seven random [?] people at the end of your post and include links to their blogs.
5. Let each person know that they have been tagged by posting a comment on their blog.
7 weird or random facts about me:
1. I love a lot of people, but really don't like ill behaved children.
2. When I was 10 I shot the head off a snake, put it in the tupperware lettuce crisper in the fridge, told my mom I wanted salad for dinner, scared the shit out of her and blamed it on my brother. I confessed in my 30's to my deed. Both of them forgave me. Sorry Carla and bitey!
3. I love motorcycle cops boots. I was once pulled over by a motorcycle cop for failing to put my up to date sticker on my tag(it was sitting in my console). He asked me did I know why I was pulled over and I told him no I didn't know but that I had been a very bad girl...he laughed and let me go.
4. I was once married (13 years) to a colonel in the army. My ex planned the first mission with the Rangers that started this war after 9/11.
5. I have a potty mouth.
6. I had a near death experience once and took advantage of it by asking lots of questions to the other side while I was there and had lots of revelations about spirituality when I woke up. It changed my life.
7. Elvis was my first concert. I was 5. I wore purple bell bottoms to the show.
Access: Public
You're so f*&$ng cool my brain just froze.
So please tell me…is “potty mouth” the same as “curses like a sailor,” “pardon my french.” or “!#^%*^!” ? Just trying to make the connection here. LOL
Purple bell bottoms…you gotta love it! Motorcycle cop's boots…YES! I just had a flashback to officer Ponch and officer Jon, from “Chips.”
Thanks for sharing! I enjoyed your 7 things…I have 2 lists in my blog. The short list and then scroll down to the in depth list.
{{hugs}} thanks for the energy…keep sending! >smiles<
*Snow*Moon*
Heather,
You're great!
During your near death experience, did you find yourself in a tupperware container, looking out at your mom and brother? :)
Dave
All of these make fascinating reading and yours is no exception. Smiles
Mistress Heather… I'm laughing. I also have a potty mouth! I also LOVE the snake incident… sounds like something I would have done as a child. Thanks for the good laugh!
-Susan
Now my mama killed many snakes when I was little, chopped em up with a hoe. I wish I had been naughty enough to hide a piece in the refrigerator! That is great. I am impressed that you could shoot a gun when you were 10.
Honey, I shot my first gun when I was a toddler, supervised of course. I was given a gun when I was BORN by my daddy. By age 10, I was damn near a sniper!
My Ranger ex took me to the shooting range once. I told him I was a good shot, he said yeah right. He hung the target up and handed me a 9mm. I made a happy face on the target, eyes, a nose and a mouth. Every shot was on the target in a tight pattern, smiling at him.
I don't keep a gun in the house anymore. All of them are at my daddy's house. I don't need to have a weapon in ATL. I lived in the country as a child and could lay in my bed and shoot things using the end of my bed as a stand. That tiara you see is because…I'm from redneck royalty! I am all too familiar with this phrase: “hey ya'll watch this!”. Sometimes preceded by “here, hold my beer”.
Mistress Heather -
A Smiley Face? *drool*
Id like to hear details of your near deathexperience